Greetings, dear customers, and welcome to the holiday season! We hope you all had a wonderful, fulfilling and filling Thanksgiving, surrounded by loved ones and delicious food. If you’re still too stuffed to move today, we’re here to let you know that it’s totally ok to give Black Friday a pass, because tomorrow is Small Business Saturday! Why struggle against the claustrophobic mall crowds when you can spend today recovering from yesterday’s feast and tomorrow strolling down West Third Street to New Stone Age? We are unleashing our signature sparkly Christmas magic all around the store for you, and we can guarantee you won’t find any of it at the mall. Let us help you cross off your wish list while you dance to our always-on-point music playlists and enjoy a respite from cheesy Christmas music.
As a thank you gift for supporting our humble small business, we are giving you 10% off everything in the store! All you need to do is invoke the neon fuchsia majesty of our favorite ornaments this year and say the magic words: “pink llamas!” The discount also applies to everything online, and we’re even extending the sale through Cyber Monday! If you’re shopping from the comfort of your couch, simply enter the code SHOPSMALL at checkout and the 10% discount will be applied to your order.